Matt Major

"Going N-Sane!!!"

(Crash Bandicoot 4 Song)

Let me introduce myself

I'm a peramelemorphic marsupiel

Limber jumper wolfing Wumpas

Sweet golden fella like an Umpa Lumpa

Breaking more boxes than UPS

I'm running tryna grab up all the fruit and veg

Weird looking cat, no Judi Dench

I'm ruining the plans of that dude Cortex

Dingodile you're in denial

If you think that I can't win this fight

Unique style fresh Levis

Ripper Roo how this beast goes wild

Got more guts than Papu Papu

Face iconic, Aku Aku

Lacking neck, no giraffe dude, Kaku

Spin moves looking like a damn Nunchaku

Crash em, bash em, whack em, smash em

Hopping time, I'm about that action

And you know my name, we're going N-Sane yeah yeah

And it's about time that you feel the same

We're going N-Sane oh oh yeah

I'm shooting through the stars while you running in place, we're going N-Sane

Find me where the Wumpas are

Bouncing and crash like a bumper car

Get into the groove like a funk guitar

In the swing of things now like the monkey bars

Bunch of masks that we've stored collecting

Put poor Cortex in an awful headspin

In the torn dimensions that are all connecting

Every course is a test for my neural flexing

Take a look what Tawna's dressed in, guess it's a parallel timeline

Where we look quite fly

Rails on the road so we might grind

Whole decade, now we're back in the limelight

Crates to break at a blazing place

Got an enemy to stop from invading space

A chaotic world that's full of entropy

Gonna heat this up to the Nth degree

Crash em, bash em, whack em, smash em

Hopping time, I'm about that action

And you know my name, we're going N-Sane yeah yeah

And it's about time that you feel the same

We're going N-Sane oh oh yeah

I'm shooting through the stars while you running in place

Crash em, bash em, whack em, smash em

Hopping time, I'm about that action

And you know my name, we're going N-Sane oh oh yeah

And it's about time that you feel the same

We're going N-Sane

Woo, crashin' in, let me begin, on top of my game I

Smash some boxes, shoot some rockets, dodge TNT right

Doctor Neo Cortex you better not be stopping me

Sliding under and over launching all these enemies

Oh, woah, look at me dodge in slow-mo

A mask for that anti-gravity, it's a go so

Speed it up quick, gotta dip, gotta flip but I don't need all that loot

All I want in this world is a crate full mmm got a taste for that Wumpa fruit

Crash em, bash em, whack em, smash em

Hopping time, I'm about that action

And you know my name, we're going N-Sane yeah yeah

And it's about time that you feel the same

We're going N-Sane oh oh yeah

I'm shooting through the stars while you running in place

Crash em, bash em, whack em, smash em

Hopping time, I'm about that action

And you know my name, we're going N-Sane oh oh yeah

And it's about time that you feel the same

We're going N-Sa